I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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