I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
