people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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