I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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