Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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