if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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