Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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