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he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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