worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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