make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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