just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
