I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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