Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
