these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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