so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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