You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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