the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
