i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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