brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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