Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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