My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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