its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it because I queefed?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
They took my balls.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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