why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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