He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
my shit smells like andre
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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