I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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