Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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