I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
