Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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