what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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