what if I'm pregnant?
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my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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