Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize