I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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