Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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