Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I am mentally ready for anal.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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