Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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