I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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