Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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