So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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