he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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