Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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