...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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