How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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