so explain again why im purple
no
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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