My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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