i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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