hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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