I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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