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He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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