my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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