I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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