he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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