Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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