Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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