I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
