I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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