he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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