Can Purell be used as lube?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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