it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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